☠Queen☠

dreamygorl:

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks
me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

hipster:

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bitch…….this is tumblr……….we suck peeny and yell about cartoons here……you dont like it? get the F out!!!!!!!!!