Live- Action Potatoes

I’ll never look at bread the same way again.

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catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

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obsessed-about-ryanimay:

same pose. different spot. always hot. <3

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hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

This post omting

Oh my Wilde because there is no God.

Thank you for shopping at k-mart. Also there is no god.

YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUUUUUUTIFUL. Also there is no god.

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